Dear Joseph Cooper,

Sometimes I feel like I live in a zipper cart. Remember the carnival zipper? I experience continual rocking and astronaut toys keep falling out of my pockets. I've never owned astronaut toys. Have you? I believe that the astronaut toys may be yours. They keep hitting me on the head and in the teeth. I can't catch them. My cart rocks so fast and flips over and over again. Please claim and remove your astronaut toys! I'm not ready for space. Let me know when they're gone.

Yours truly,

goon mama

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE GOON PAPAS!

The goon papas are an exclusive group of mad poets trying their damnedest to get out of Boulder, CO. One has managed to escape to West Virginia where he fights off vicious tiger lilies every morning and eats heart shaped polka dot stickers to ward off dragon flies. The rest of us have just begun to wrap ourselves in cocoons made of waxed nylon, but we will comment more on that later after our spiky wings develop.