THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE GOON PAPAS!

The goon papas are an exclusive group of mad poets trying their damnedest to get out of Boulder, CO. One has managed to escape to West Virginia where he fights off vicious tiger lilies every morning and eats heart shaped polka dot stickers to ward off dragon flies. The rest of us have just begun to wrap ourselves in cocoons made of waxed nylon, but we will comment more on that later after our spiky wings develop.